Did Adam and Eve have navels or a blank spot where it should be Do other folks lie awake at night, or is it only me? Thinkin about the question that plagues all mankind ... hmmmmmmmmm Belly-button fuzz wuzza part of creation, how could I be so blind?
I think I'll start a church someday to preach this creed of mine Cause Adam and Eve had navels and I'll prove it at the end of time Sure, God is Love and Jesus Saves, but what about this truth? I found the answer just last year in 1st John Chapter 2
(HE FOUND THE ANSWER JUST LAST YEAR IN 1ST JOHN CHAPTER 2)
Seek out the truth, the truth will set you free Wait upon the Lord in all sincerity And then you'll reach the highest level of Christianity When you become a navelist, your eyes will finally see
That Adam and Eve had navels, I'm tellin you today Yeah, I'm splittin hairs for Jesus, so that makes it all okay And I'm going to take you deeper than your eyes can currently see I'm splittin hairs for Jesus for more spir'tuality
(HE'S SPLITTIN HAIRS FOR JESUS FOR MORE SPIR'TUALITY)
I shared this truth with all the land and Navelism grew A thousand members growin strong (cause I preach salvation too) But now the church is splittin over some technicality Did their buttons go in or pop on out, how picky can they be
(THEIR BUTTONS WENT IN, THEY DIDN'T POP ON OUT, LORD HELP OUR PASTOR SEE)
ADAM AND EVE HAD NAVELS, ON THIS WE DO AGREE!!! BUT WE'VE GROWN BEYOND THAT SIMPLE TRUTH, WE'RE READY FOR SPIR'TUAL MEAT WE'RE ALL PRAYIN FOR THE PASTOR TO GET RIGHT WITH THE LORD BUT IF HE DON'T SHAPE UP REAL QUICK-LIKE, WE'RE GONNA CUT THE CORD
(If I don't shape up real quick-like, they're gonna cut the cord?)
Lord why do these good people need to add upon your word Splittin hairs for Jesus over something so absurd Why should my congregation become so narrow fixed The fellowship that we once had, tripped up by Satan's tricks
*** Performance Note ... All Bold Lyric to be sung by the Bubba United Methodical Mostly Evangelical Reformed (BUMMER) Choir (or a choir just as enthusiastically bad)
